“F Elon and the Felon” – A Bold Car Magnet for the Boldly Unimpressed

Description

Tired of tech bros playing God and felons playing victim? Say it loud and proud with the “F Elon and the Felon” bumper magnet — a rolling middle finger to billionaire ego trips and shady sidekicks.

This badass black-and-white magnet pulls no punches and takes no prisoners. Whether you’re over the hype, the hubris, or just the daily dose of cringe tweets, this magnet is your mobile protest sign — sharp, savage, and satisfyingly petty.

Perfect for bumper rebels, driveway dissidents, and anyone who doesn’t think launching cars into space counts as saving humanity.

Caution: May cause sudden applause, angry stares, or both. Handle with attitude.

Product features
– 100% Vinyl material for versatility
– All-weather durable design
– Available in three different sizes
– White base with a matte finish
– Magnetic backing for easy application

Care instructions
– Wipe the dust off gently with a soft, dry cloth.