“Elon Sucks” Bumper Magnet – Let the World Know You’re Not on the Spaceship

Description

Tired of the tweets? Over the drama? Still waiting for your Cybertruck pre-order from 2019? Slap this “Elon Sucks” bumper magnet on your ride and let the world know you’re not buying the hype (or the stock).

This bold black-and-white magnet is perfect for anyone who’s had enough of billionaires pretending to be Tony Stark while firing employees via emoji. Durable, weather-resistant, and guaranteed to trigger a Tesla or two at every red light.

Stick it. Drive it. Let the honks roll in.

Warning: May cause spontaneous thumbs-ups from strangers and awkward eye contact at Supercharger stations.

Product features
– 100% Vinyl: Made from versatile polyvinyl chloride for long-lasting use.
– Durability: Crafted to withstand all weather conditions without fading.
– Materials: High-quality white vinyl with a strong black magnetic backing.
– Sizes: Available in three different sizes to fit any vehicle.
– Finish: Matte finish gives a sleek, professional look.

Care instructions
– Wipe the dust off gently with a soft, dry cloth.