Thanks for your support! Just a heads-up: we do not accept returns or offer refunds.
We like to think of your purchase as a small but mighty donation to the cause of de-goblining Tesla. You’re not just buying a bumper magnet—you’re investing in a better, less Musk-y future. And that’s priceless.
Seriously though, we’re a grassroots effort, not Amazon. Every order helps fund more marketing, more memes, and more momentum. So please double-check your order before checking out.
If your item arrives damaged or something’s wildly wrong, email us and we’ll do our best to make it right. We’re anti-Musk, not anti-human.
Thank you for fueling the movement (and for being awesome).